You Know You Go to SJA When

1. Getting the grey quote on a website story commands respect from peers.
2. You’ve been told by an administrator that you’ve “outgrown your uniform”.
3. Being an aquantance of someone is sufficiant grounds to take her birthday food.
4. You go to mass just to watch the liturgical dancers.
5. You get the blue screen of death at the worst time possible.
6. You find ways to quote themes such as “weave one heart” and “serve the dear neighbor” when describing a school function.
7. You delete school wide emails before reading them.
8. You failed a PE test. On badminton.
9. You’ve fallen up the stairs, or watched this happen to someone else.
10. The library is actually the most distracting place on campus to study.