Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
The things you can find on the internet...
I don't really have a caption that does justice to this wardrobe malfunction
ask.yahoo morons: part 2
Back by popular demand, the bright minds of yahoo inquiries are here again.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Is this really a side effect?
This is a comment a woman made about taking chlomid. She claims the drug took over her body and now she's seeking help by sharing her story. I worry about thses people. click to enlarge
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Save the Antelope
If you can't see it, here's a link:
http://www.jamesmaurer.com/save-the-antelope.asp
Dalai Lama: the social butterfly
The Dalai Lama Just Joined Twitter
And just like that the Dalai Lama has jumped to over a thousand followers, tripling his count in just a few minutes. Hard to keep secrets on Twitter.
In an East meets West and Old meets New convergence, the Dalai Lama has just joined Twitter.
The account is verified, and according to his three tweets, he joined around 12 hours ago. You can find his account here.
He has just 354 followers so it’s likely that no one knows that he is tweeting away in his saffron robes. Look for his Twitter follower account to explode in the next few hours as everyone picks up the story.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Humor for Lexophiles
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A .
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A .
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
From Newsweek's Quotes of the Week
"I am beginning to get fed up with the amount of nonsensical rubbish I take all day and every day. If one more [New Zealand] child asks me what it's like to be a prince, I shall go demented … Will you visit me when they strap me in a white apron and deposit me in some institution?"
England's Prince Charles, in a letter to friends during a 1981 tour to the southern hemisphere. The letter was part of a collection of Charles' private writings released by The Guardian last week in honor of his 60th birthday.
England's Prince Charles, in a letter to friends during a 1981 tour to the southern hemisphere. The letter was part of a collection of Charles' private writings released by The Guardian last week in honor of his 60th birthday.
Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro
Nothing beats bad commercials, especially when it's a lawyer's ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zToHQ8oQvgA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zToHQ8oQvgA&feature=related
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
You won't want to miss this
100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
all thanks go to katie for finding this
all thanks go to katie for finding this
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Caught on Google Maps
In this Web 2.0 world, the cameras are always rolling and the net is always capturing moments worthy of fancy living club viewing.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
No, Africa is not a country.
Need to brush up on your geography?
Entertain yourself for hours with these map games and redeem America's not-so-great reputation with map skills.
Where would I be today if I didn't learn the locations of Balarus and the United Arab Emirates?
http://www.maps.com/FunFacts.aspx
Entertain yourself for hours with these map games and redeem America's not-so-great reputation with map skills.
Where would I be today if I didn't learn the locations of Balarus and the United Arab Emirates?
http://www.maps.com/FunFacts.aspx
Run to Canada while you can!
Douglas Elmendorf, director of the Congressional Budget Office, speaks about the economic and budget outlook in Washington, D.C.
The latest dose of reality from Elmendorf's CBO: a forecast that the federal deficit will reach $1.35 trillion this year — $4,400 for every American. All that red ink means the overall debt will rise to $8.8 trillion by the end of 2010, or about 60% of gross domestic product — the highest level of public debt since 1952. "There's a fundamental disconnect between the level of benefits that people want the government to provide, particularly for older Americans, and the amount of resources that people want to send to Washington to pay for those benefits," Elmendorf says. "To make the fiscal policies sustainable will require some resolution of that fundamental disconnect."
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1958671,00.html#ixzz0eVU0e8Fv
The latest dose of reality from Elmendorf's CBO: a forecast that the federal deficit will reach $1.35 trillion this year — $4,400 for every American. All that red ink means the overall debt will rise to $8.8 trillion by the end of 2010, or about 60% of gross domestic product — the highest level of public debt since 1952. "There's a fundamental disconnect between the level of benefits that people want the government to provide, particularly for older Americans, and the amount of resources that people want to send to Washington to pay for those benefits," Elmendorf says. "To make the fiscal policies sustainable will require some resolution of that fundamental disconnect."
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1958671,00.html#ixzz0eVU0e8Fv
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
This is why you're fat.
If there is one thing Americans know how to do right, it's eating. Take a lesson from the pros at thisiswhyyourefat.com
BACON STONEHENGE: classic elegance
BIG BURGER: eating 3 meals at once never tasted so nutritious
CHOCO DOGHNUT: because nothings says morning pick-me-up like cheese and eggs sandwhiched between fried dough
BACON STONEHENGE: classic eleganceBIG BURGER: eating 3 meals at once never tasted so nutritiousCHOCO DOGHNUT: because nothings says morning pick-me-up like cheese and eggs sandwhiched between fried dough
Monday, February 1, 2010
The Happy Groundhog
Tomorrow is Groundhog's Day--the moment of truth--answering the question of the persistence of winter.
And we wonder why he tends to go back inside his hole? I know that being manhandled by a fat guy in a tux with leather gloves is just how I want to be woken up from a five-month-long nap.Happy February!
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